February 2012
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“Zen, the fine art of bullshitology and bullshit-detection in a single running...”
– (via anti-teachings)
the whore — a sacred Slut. →
babylonerotic:
The woman reveals her breasts. She separates her legs and gives him her flesh. She shows her arts and awakes his manhood. Enkidu plows in the fields of love. For 6 days he is captivated by Ishtar’s woman. The 7th day he is full with this human game. And he wants to go to the wild animals…But the knowledge weighs him down, his foot is paralyzed. He sinks down at the feet of the...
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Rejoice
seductress-of-dreams:
For it’s Saint Tib’s Day. Go partake in a hotdog today! Or not. Whatever.
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Fundamental Discord: ostolero answered your... →
fundiediscord:
ostolero answered your question: One of Discordianism’s most sacred holy days (St. Tib’s Day) is next Wednesday
tell me more about st tibs
St. Tib is an aetheric being created by the introduction of Leap Days into calendars. He first became conscious when some bright soul…
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“You are born of sex. Your every body cell is a sex cell, all your energy is sex...”
– Osho (via vaginastuff)
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“People will reblog anything I say.”
– Rumi (via goleh-yas)
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Cohering Illusions
ignatius-m:
“I certainly didn’t put it on Scribd as an outreach but if I’m going to suffer the indignity of knowing Cohering Illusions is ‘like’ A Matter of Life and Death, I may as well get something out of the exchange.”
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“After all, the direct, immediate, legitimate fruit of heightened consciousness...”
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky (in Notes From Underground) talking about SLACK
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If you are reading this, you are now a Discordian...
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Gnostic Gnoob: On Alcohol →
gnosticgnoob:
I wrote the following after a night of heavy drinking, but never posted it. When I found it later (while sober), I deemed it too embarrassing to share, so it sat in a pile of unpublished drafts for a few weeks. Shrunken Head has Hofbräuhaus on draught, FYI. So, for full effect, imagine the following in slurred speech:
I am here as a scientist to record an observation—I like to...
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Surrender the bulldada
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Dear God,
existenceandidentity:
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence. Your check will be mailed. Please do not use me for a reference. Respectfully, Malaclypse the Younger/ Omnibenevolent Polyfather POEE High Priest
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The Discordian and the Two Wiccans
Once there were 3 pagans who had gathered together to do invocations. The first two were Wiccan, while the third was a Discordian. They planned to take turns performing invocations, each according to their own traditions.
The first Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter and the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death." Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments later, he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient Wisdom.
The second Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter and the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death." Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments later, he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient Wisdom.
The Discordian said that she might try to invoke her deity if her deity felt like it. But she did not tremble. She did not speak in a strange voice. She did not even collapse. Instead, she just laughed and laughed in her own voice. The two Wiccans glared at her. "You lack the solemnity needed to do proper invocations," one of them told her. But Eris, who had filled the Discordian, just laughed and threw pop tarts at them and danced out of the room and giggled, "You can't tell a goddess how to behave."
At this, neither of the two Wiccans were enlightened. Possibly because neither one of them liked pop-tarts.
January 2012
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“If you think the Principia is just a ha-ha, then go read it again.”
– Principia Discordia (via existenceandidentity)
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RAW Week: Pope Bob Remembrance, by Rev. Ivan Stang →
hugonebula:
“If Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea had not written the Illuminatus! trilogy, there might still be a Church of the SubGenius, but we probably wouldn’t get it.
“All SubGeniuses, Dr. Philo Drummond and myself in particular, owe Pope Bob big time, and we’ve never made any bones about that. He and Shea gave us the broad view of conspiracy theories that is required for any...
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“In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.”
– Carl Jung
…hearing Eris in his pineal gland!
(via onspacehardware)
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Timothy j. Batty: Sermon Before the Webcam. →
timisbatty:
Made a porno for my Lord.
did not do it for me,
or she whom broke my heart twice.
The digital mirror,
witness of all our beauty.
within every single flaw.
Smile for the audience.
Joke ‘em if they cant take a fuck.
you cant tell me what gets me off four times in a night.
Fuck ‘em if they cant take a joke.
i have been inside the very Venus,
That was carved in stone.
By...
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Daily Pagan News: RAW Week: Mindfucking Since... →
pagannews:
Above: Gareth’s original copies of The Illuminatus Trilogy.
“It’s not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don’t understand it until it makes you weep.” — Illuminatus!
I first discovered Robert Anton Wilson when I was 18 years old. I’d just moved to a commune in the tobacco…
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File sharing gets recognized as an official...
iheartchaos:
After several attempts, file sharing has finally been recognized as an official religion. The official name for the file sharing church is the Missionary Church of Kopimism, which was founded in 2010 by philosophy student Isak Gerson and holds ctrl+c and ctrl+v as sacred acts. And if you piss them off, you get ctrl+xcommunicated.
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December 2011
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“At the bottom of three page was a note in pencil, scrawled with a decisive...”
– The Illuminatus! Trilogy (via fundiediscord)
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“All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some...”
– Principia Discordia (via honor-not-honors)
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The discordian oath
lugomast:
Voto Discordiano
Hoje eu juro…
Profanar o sagrado
Ignorar o mundano
Recompensar o original
E beber muito
Ou não…
elhombrebigote:
Today i swear to…
Profane the sacred
Ignore the mundane
Reward the original
And drink heavily
Or not…
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amém
alpn00:
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Go insane this Christmas with the Call of Cthulhu...
iheartchaos:
You looking for the perfect IHC-approved Christmas app for your iPhone or Android phone? This thing is Christmasy, it’s got Cthulu and some great cartoon art, so I give it two chaos thumbs up.
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“Once I spent the afternoon as a Discordian street preacher. Since the crowd...”
– teucer on rpg.net (via demoiselledefortune)