And lo, Noah told Jehovah his USB stick was too small to store all the species “even with mad compression.”
“Just do it, Noah.”
(Source: elfboi)
(Source: machinegnome)
“When you first realize that you are surrounded by crazy people, it may seem frightening. In a civilization of outpatients, insanity can be viewed as the only defense. The planet Earth is your asylum; take the opportunity to explore and enjoy your own craziness.” — Zen without Zen Masters, Camden Benares (via sebbymoron)
(Source: cumqra)
“‘But we can’t be free, until we learn to laugh at ourselves. Once you look in the mirror and see just how foolish we can be, laughter is inevitable. And from laughter comes wisdom…’” — G’Kar (via iseesigils)
(via ignatius-m)
pfv urgente
People start arguing about words, their mostly arguing about whether the words that they apply to the objects they created out of the infinity of possible objects that could be put together if you pick up a few of them. Then they put words on them, then they quarrel about the words. Then they get to a state where their willing to kill eachother over the words.
- Robert Anton Wilson
“Discordia is not a religion; it’s a mental disorder. One you choose.” — cosmogyros
(Source: shittime, via trouble-girl)
(Source: americanbookofthedead)