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ignatius-m: And lo, Noah told Jehovah his USB stick was too...

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:29:49 -0400

And lo, Noah told Jehovah his USB stick was too small to store all the species “even with mad compression.”

“Just do it, Noah.”

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Thu, 24 May 2012 13:51:05 -0400

"When you first realize that you are surrounded by crazy people, it may seem frightening. In a..."

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:09:35 -0400

“When you first realize that you are surrounded by crazy people, it may seem frightening. In a civilization of outpatients, insanity can be viewed as the only defense. The planet Earth is your asylum; take the opportunity to explore and enjoy your own craziness.”

- Zen without Zen Masters, Camden Benares (via sebbymoron)

"‘But we can’t be free, until we learn to laugh at ourselves. Once you look in the mirror and see..."

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:44:53 -0400

“‘But we can’t be free, until we learn to laugh at ourselves. Once you look in the mirror and see just how foolish we can be, laughter is inevitable. And from laughter comes wisdom…’”

- G’Kar (via iseesigils)

Drill Sergeant VS Flying Spaghetti Monster

Thu, 10 May 2012 13:52:19 -0400

Drill Sergeant: “Private Griffith – is that some contraband?”
Me: “No, Drill Sergeant. It’s my holy book.“
Drill Sergeant: “Give that to me…” *Yoink!* “Flying Spaghetti Monster!? What the fuck?”
Me: ”I’m a Pastafarian, Drill Sergeant.”
[he shot me a look like he was t minus 5 seconds from throwing me into the Sun]
Drill Sergeant: “Are you fucking with me? Are you fucking with me at 0600, Private Griffith? Before I even get some goddamned breakfast?”
[I did my best to return the intensely humorless stone face.]
Me: “No, Drill Sergeant.”
Drill Sergeant: “Flying Spaghetti Monster!? I don’t fucking believe it!!!”
Me: “I believe it, Drill Sergeant.”
Drill Sergeant: “What the hell is wrong with you, warrior?”
[I went for broke]
Me: “Drill Sergeant, I’m afraid I can’t really talk to you about this any further unless I’m in my religious clothing. I need to be in full pirate regalia, or at the very least wearing an eye patch.”

jesusmanero: pfv urgente

Sat, 05 May 2012 17:37:35 -0400

jesusmanero:

pfv urgente

kcmegalodon: People start arguing about words, their mostly arguing about whether the words that...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:28:00 -0400

kcmegalodon:

People start arguing about words, their mostly arguing about whether the words that they apply to the objects they created out of the infinity of possible objects that could be put together if you pick up a few of them. Then they put words on them, then they quarrel about the words. Then they get to a state where their willing to kill eachother over the words.

- Robert Anton Wilson

"Discordia is not a religion; it’s a mental disorder. One you choose."

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:45:24 -0400

“Discordia is not a religion; it’s a mental disorder. One you choose.”

- cosmogyros

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Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:25:48 -0400

"My Discordian friend from England gave me this book so I would see what the joke was about. There is..."

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:54:00 -0400

“My Discordian friend from England gave me this book so I would see what the joke was about. There is an online edition, which can be found all over the Internet, but there’s nothing like compressed plant fibre when you’re looking for holy scripture.
So I read through it, had a good chuckle, read it again, and then I saw the light. It was kind of greenish-purple in color. I turned off that light and went to sleep. The next day, I knew I was a Discordian…”

- Amazon review of Principia Discordia (via ajadedknight)

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Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:43:29 -0400

ikipr: Floating effortlessly on the luck plane.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:47:57 -0400

ikipr:

Floating effortlessly on the luck plane.

freakroned

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 11:59:13 -0400

freakroned:

wodouvhaox:

mais um empreendimento do conglomerado Weirdo Bulldada Unlimited

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Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:15:46 -0400

A HERANÇA DAIMONICA DE JUNG

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:04:15 -0400

A HERANÇA DAIMONICA DE JUNG

Ontologia Discordiana

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:54:45 -0400

Ontologia Discordiana

Kalma Surta - O Livro das Transmigrações Shimonianas

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:53:50 -0400

Kalma Surta - O Livro das Transmigrações Shimonianas

Greater Poop: Are you really serious or what?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:49:44 -0400

Greater Poop: Are you really serious or what?
Malaclypse the Younger: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.
Greater Poop: Maybe you are just crazy.
Malaclypse the Younger: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.