"Discordia is not a religion; it’s a mental disorder. One you choose."
(Source: americanbookofthedead)
"My Discordian friend from England gave me this book so I would see what the joke was about. There is an online edition, which can be found all over the Internet, but there’s nothing like compressed plant fibre when you’re looking for holy scripture.
So I read through it, had a good chuckle, read it again, and then I saw the light. It was kind of greenish-purple in color. I turned off that light and went to sleep. The next day, I knew I was a Discordian…"
Greater Poop: Are you really serious or what?
Malaclypse the Younger: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.
Greater Poop: Maybe you are just crazy.
Malaclypse the Younger: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.
(Source: elfboi)
"You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun."
Eris, Principia Discordia (Or, How I Found The Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her)
(Source: xaos)
Fundamental Discord: A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE →
One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said
YES?
“O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!”
WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON’T SOUND WELL.
“I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe.”
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
“But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it!”
OH. WELL, THEN STOP.
At which moment She turned Herself into an aspirin commercial and left the Polyfather stranded alone with his species.
-Principia Discordia
Rejoice
For it’s Saint Tib’s Day. Go partake in a hotdog today! Or not. Whatever.
Fundamental Discord: ostolero answered your question: One of Discordianism’s most sacred... →
ostolero answered your question: One of Discordianism’s most sacred holy days (St. Tib’s Day) is next Wednesday
tell me more about st tibsSt. Tib is an aetheric being created by the introduction of Leap Days into calendars. He first became conscious when some bright soul…
Cohering Illusions
“I certainly didn’t put it on Scribd as an outreach but if I’m going to suffer the indignity of knowing Cohering Illusions is ‘like’ A Matter of Life and Death, I may as well get something out of the exchange.”
